If all the Indian cricket players were students of a class, what would be the characteristics of each cricketer?

Virat Kohli

• Monitor of the class.
• Has a hot girlfriend.
• When he scores zero marks, people think of his girlfriend. (read: duck)
• Fights with all types of homo-sapiens.
• Favourite letters : B & C.
• He has a special ability to express most of the feelings using his two favourite letters.

Gautam Gambhir

• Fought once with the monitor.
• Since then, the monitor makes him sit near the dustbin.
• A hardworking student who writes the paper very well but the teacher gives his paper to the monitor for correction.

Navjot Singh Sidhu

• Laughs at anything.
• Nobody likes to hear him but he just follows us like Karma.
• Very irritating guy. Should be thrown out of the class.

Hardik Pandya

• SWAG
• Always gets easy questions to answer.
• Answers them to the point and always answers them in a hurry.

Stuart Binny

• He is like that kid who is good at nothing, but still he is allowed to play because his girlfriend comes to cheer for him.
• Got into the class by reservation.

MS DHONI

• Ex-monitor
• When he performs well in exams, students of other schools also celebrate.
• Nowadays, he attempts exams like this:

1. 2 hour paper, 30 questions.
2. He will answer 1 question in 1 hour 40 minutes.
3. He will finish the rest of the questions in 20 minutes, with 5 questions in the last minute.
4. And then he will walk out of the examination hall as if nothing has happened.

Dhawan

• He is that guy who never gets scolded for not getting a hair cut.
• For internal exams, he comes to the examination centre just to sign the attendance. He leaves immediately after signing the attendance without attempting a single question.
• Tops in the finals.

Sachin Tendulkar

• Record holder.
• Selected for the Council Body of the school but he never goes for Council meetings.
• Made a movie on himself and is telling everyone to go and watch that movie.

Rohit Sharma

• Very talented student.
• He sleeps during most of the exams.
• Tops in coaching institute.
• Teachers think he will make it to MIT.

Yuvraj Singh

• Overall best performer.
• Star performer in inter-school competitions.
• Has dated all hot girls in this school.
• Has scored hundred on hundred in 6 subjects.
• His father does not like the ex-monitor.

Ravindra Jadeja

• He sometimes delivers when others fail, just like that boy in the class who is the only one to do the homework.
• Joker of the class.
• Ex- Monitor loved him.

Umesh Yadav

• Fastest writer but his answers are rubbish.
• Somebody should tell him, “At this pace, you will get admission only in IIN.”

Ishant Sharma

• Tallest guy in the class.
• He never cuts his hair so that teachers think that he is a girl and they don't punish him.
• Gives weird expressions while writing the paper:
• Harbhajan Singh
  • This guy gets angry.
  • Don’t mess with him. He has once slapped a student of some other class.
  • He is now in a serious relationship with a girl who knows nothing about his favourite subject. (For those who didn't get this, his wife isn't a cricket fan and does not know much about Cricket.)
  Virender Sehwag (Given by Chinmay Kabi )
  • Tries to answer all the questions, even if he doesn’t know the answer.
  • Likes to sing while taking an exam.
  • Scored in negative in JEE main, because he attempted every question.
  • Harasses his classmates on Twitter
  • Teachers are scared to ask him questions as he may give them a befitting reply.
  • He has no roll number ;)
  • Didn’t attend the farewell
  Raina
  • Very good friend of the ex-Monitor.
  • Scores very well as he quickly picks up the catch in the question. Never drops a catch, you know:)
  Ashwin
  • He can do everything.
  • He never abuses anyone but proves his worth by scoring very high in exams.
  Anil Kumble
  • Once, a very bright student.
  • Scored full in one exam.
  • Now, there is a rumour that he has fought with the Monitor.
  • If this rumour is true, he will be sitting next to Gautam Gambhir in the near future.
  Saurav Ganguly
  • The “dada” of the class.
  • This guy goes topless when excited.
  • An ex-monitor who always tops in Bangla.
  Rahul Dravid
  • The star of the class.
  • Loved by all teachers and students.
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